Для тех, кто не спит. Friday night joke.
Apr. 13th, 2007 10:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
azbukivediAn elderly man walks into a confessional.
The following conversation ensues:
92 year old man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife
Of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, great grand childen.
Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking.
We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them
Three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
92 year old man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you? "
92 year old man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
92 year old man: "I'm 92 years old, I'm telling everybody!"
The following conversation ensues:
92 year old man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife
Of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, great grand childen.
Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking.
We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them
Three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
92 year old man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you? "
92 year old man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
92 year old man: "I'm 92 years old, I'm telling everybody!"
